AARON REYNOLDS

Each weekly page of this hilarious swear a day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive laden saying perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike Combined weekend pages provide a special all new opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions ad lib style Laugh and swear all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar Features include No single use plastic Page size 5 354 x 4 488 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC certified paper with soy based ink Full color tear off pages Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Back of weekend pages contain fill in the blank Create Your Own Effin Birds Day Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

Are you in need of some swear therapy Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar filled with funny and ferocious foul mouthed fowls Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit stirrers as they dish out irreverent one liners and profane yet relatable trash talk every season of the year Features include 12 x 12 12 x 24 open Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC certified paper with soy based ink Planning spread for September December 2025 Spans January December 2026 Generous grid space for appointments notes and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases based on Universal Time Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

¡RECUERDA!Los calzoncillos maléficos pueden ser muy pesados, y por más que los quieras hacer desaparecer, estarán a tu lado.CLAVES DE VENTA:Lo que nos asusta depende de nuestro punto de vistaLo que parece malo o amenazante puede convertirse en una ventaja. Si no puedes con tu enemigo, unete a el.