📱 eBook en inglés QI: ADVANCED BANTER

The ultimate compendium of crisp one-liners, knockout jokes, droll asides and universal truths collected over the years by the creators of QI.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. Steve Martin;You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from nesting in your hair.Chinese proverb; The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.Victor Lewis-Smith; Cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education.Mark Twain; Depend on the rabbits foot if you will, but remember: it didnt work for the rabbit.R.E. Shay; If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would be an endless series of what-hos!P. G.Wodehouse