📗 Libro en inglés KYLIE

What on earth would Kylie Minogue do without Madonna? She has spent the last twenty years attempting to replicate Madonna''s career down to the smallest detail, but publishing a children''s book is surely too shameless a step even for her. Has Kylie ever had an original thought, I wonder? Would she recognise it or know what to do with it if she did?
Madonna has never remarked on Kylie''s stalker-like obsession with copying her; she''s always said she likes the diminutive Aussie popster... but then imitation is the sincerest form of flattery (so they say), so perhaps Madge is merely flattered by having such a devoted admirer. Her fans, however, are not so tolerant.
Rumours that Kylie is trying to encourage her beau Oliver Martinez to make a mockney crime caper and is looking for a trendy ''cult'' they can both join have yet to be substantiated... but we all know it''s only a matter of time.